BUZZ TIMES | HORRENDOUS FURNISHING IS A DISEASE

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HORRENDOUS FURNISHING IS A DISEASE

Properties all over Los Santos became junkyards, surrendered to the terrible taste of clumsy owners

 

Jester Dupont - BT Editor | Horrendous Furnishing is a Disease

 

The city that once was known for its charm and glamour, land to worldwide celebrities and fashionable inhabitants now harbours people who simply don’t know how to design exteriors and guarantee visually appealing residences. A shameful pattern is now the rule in Los Santos: poorly designed properties, inappropriately placed furniture to the point you don’t know if it’s a house or a hovel.

 

Bars outdoors in Mulholland properties. Are these residents thinking they’re in Malibu or something?

 

This trend is not restricted to social classes and wealth differences. These exterior design outrages can be found in Mulholland and Richman just as slums like Ganton and middle-class areas like Jefferson.

 

This solar panel is nearly as big as the house itself. Is the owner aiming to save energy to feed the entire Mexico or something?

 

Buzz Times has invited the flamboyant architectural designer Ben Dover through a tour of Los Santos to opine on the matter, but the german-american prodigy passed out just as the coverage drove by Glen Park, as he witnessed a sofa on a house roof. His last words before headed to the hospital were “herr… HERRR… schnell!”.

 

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Sofas on HOUSE ROOFS and OUTDOORS IN THE HOUSE YARD. Isn’t your living room big enough or you just can’t get enough sofas?!

 

The Buzz Times editorial board urges for action from the State Government through it’s Housing Department in regards to poor usage of furniture, one that should be allocated indoors and renders the property itself purposeless. Lastly, we leave to our reader, one that has been tortured enough through this entire article, the final example of unrestricted, careless furniture placement.

 

At first glance, an average slum house in Ganton. A little further attention and there’s Gianni Versace’s villa in the backyard on furniture that’s probably worth thrice the value of the house itself. When is this awfulness gonna end?!

 

 

 

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Edited October 9, 2020 by BUZZ TIMES