[[ENTERTAINMENT] Weekly Report S1E2]

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SAN NEWS Weekly Report S1E2

By: Billy Bumpkin |  18th May, 2020.

 

 

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Good evening folks and welcome! I'm your host Billy Bumpkin, and you're watching The Weekly Report! The show where we take a look at some notable moments that happened last week. Quietude has returned to the city of Los Santos now that the new Governor has been instated. So let's start this episode off with some interesting reports that came in at the beginning of the week. People that visited a local car show on Santa Marina Beach were in for a big surprise when they got a visit from an UFO. Later that evening the visitors of the same car show witnessed the Ark of Noah docking at the beach. More reports of unusual happenings have been flooding in.. Let's have a look at the footage.

 

 

 

 

 

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Yeah.. let's hope these aliens are 'cool dudes' and they won't purge the planet or anything...
Anyway! Next up, a story about a delusional man who was arrested by the FBI on Monday evening. The man, wearing a wizard hat in the footage, got in trouble after starting a street brawl with other pedestrians in front of Los Santos police department.  FBI was on scene in minutes and took the man in to custody. Witnesses suspect the man had been drinking heavily. 

 

 

 

 

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Next up, let's talk about a rap battle.  Two rappers in a carwash, battling it out in a heated exchange of lyrics. That's what the East Los Santos locals were in for last Wednesday. The battle was between 'Lil' Filou' and Pedro G.  After both winning one round, the rappers hit it off in an intense final round. 

 

 

 

 

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Congratulations Pedro G on winning that hefty cash prize! Don't spend it all in one place, hehe..  Now for our last story tonight, you might want to send the kids off to bed. SAN News has security camera footage from a recent Mulholland hills party that got out of hand after one of the attendants ordered a bunch of prostitutes. Allegedly the sex workers attempted to pickpocket the men as they were being seduced.  After finding out, a heated argument started which resulted in one of the prostitutes stealing a gun and shooting one of the guests in the head. Imagine that, let's find out what happened next.

WARNING: THIS FOOTAGE CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES AND SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY PERSONS 18 AND OLDER.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wow... well folks,  keep an eye out for these "Pickpocket Prostitutes". And speaking of... Ehm.. I mean, let's go to Michelle Malkin for the weather!

 

 

 

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Thank you Michelle, *low* is tonight still on? or... hrmm..

So! That was it for this week. Thank you all for watching, we really appreciate it. Don't forget to comment below!

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[[NATIONAL] Westbrooks suggests gun ban]

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Comment: Well I'll be damned... I thought this was 'Mudoo! 
                          Ye can't just change the constitution, this shit never ain't gonna pass congress..

[[POLITICAL] Ace Westbrooks new Governor of San Andreas!]

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Ace Westbrooks new Governor of San Andreas

By: Billy Bumpkin |  9th May, 2020.

 

As of today, San Andreas has a new governor.  Ace Westbrooks and his party The Libertarian Democrats have won the election today by a very tight margin of 7 votes.

The results were announced today at Los Santos city hall.  The runner up Richie Kavanagh had 119 votes and lastly with roughly 15 percent of the votes, Sheyhar Khan.

 

Right after the announcement Governor Westbrooks' speech got interrupted by an unknown assailant who detonated explosives in front of the city hall.

The attack on the governor concluded in a massive bloodbath,  death count is still unknown. The congress reports that Governor Westbrook is unharmed and in a safe location.

 

Apart from the attacks, the elections in general were a big succes this year with a record breaking 285 votes in total. "Never have people been so invested in the elections" according to Senator Carter.

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

 

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[[ENTERTAINMENT] Weekly Report S1E1]

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SAN NEWS Weekly Report S1E1

By: Billy Bumpkin |  9th May, 2020.

 

 

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome! I'm your host Billy Bumpkin, and you're watching The Weekly Report! The show where we take a look at some notable moments that happened last week.  And what a week it has been! With the polling stations now closed and counting votes, this week brings an an end to an exhilarating campaign race. But more on that later! First we take a few moments to commemorate the victims of the terrorist attack on the FBI Headquarters last week.

 

 

 

Up next, the Los Santos Police Department reports a sudden rise of gang violence towards law enforcement officers in Idlewood. One police officer says, 'The last couple of weeks we've seen multiple riots, roadblocks, friction between law enforcement leading into bloodbaths.' LSPD reports the violence may have something to do with a gas station...  We'll keep you posted.

 

 

 

 

Alright! Election time! Let's have a look at some notable moments from the campaign this week.

 

 

 

 

 

Great! I can't wait for the appointment ceremony! Moving on, let's have a look at some local news.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're almost at the end here, but not before we take a look at the weather report with the lovely Jenifer Hopkins

 

 

Thank you Jenifer, and thank you at home for watching! We will be back with you next week.

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[THE GAMBINO FAMILY - LA COSA NOSTRA [Best group AWARDS 2019 & 2020]]

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[Player map icons]

35 minutes ago, Bery_Bumpkin said:

How about player blips off during the nighttime, and on during the daytime or something like that? I prefer them off but I can see why people are against it. Seems like fair compromise

Yeah that could work. I like this idea. 

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4 minutes ago, CraZe said:

Not even gonna lie, no blips was actually fun.

 

I'm gonna have to agree with this. Even though I got robbed 3 times yesterday in the process of putting down some fences on my property. (Must  be my tough luck) The removal of blips made the game play a whole lot more exciting. May the staff team decide to keep them removed indefinitely,  I'd suggest waiting till all of the scripts have been updated with the proper precautions. Don't rush it.

[Bone County Cartel]

5 hours ago, Melan said:

Keep it IC and what do you expect a kiss on the forehead and wash your ass for you? 

There is BC passport for a reason if you can't find time to get it you'll be pointed at. Al Qaeda forgot to train us, if you can, please come forward and also clean your nose once a while. 

Look, don’t get me wrong.  I respect BCR’s mission to establish ‘harmony’ in Bone County. And I think the fact that you guys RP’ed a rebellion is a cool idea.  But I wasn’t there when that happened. Me and my companions haven’t been playing on Mudoo for a very long time yet. So the concept of a rebel organization that ‘owns’ a quarter of the game’s map is new for us and honestly it sounded kind of ridiculous when we heard it at first. 
 

You’re saying that you protect Bone County and it’s citizens. However when we moved in, we were greeted by a couple of gun barrels in our face and a lot of shouting. No introduction, no explanation about your RP concept, no nothing. 
 

We even took the effort to visit your group headquarters in an RP setting to inform ourselves about the passport, but were told that the BCR doesn’t even want to talk to us if we are not in possession of a BC passport. 

 

All i’ve seen from BCR thus far is a bunch of shitty RP, metagaming and poor english. 
 

Now I really don’t need anymore trouble with you guys. You’ve already harassed me and my friends enough. So i’ll buy the damn passport from you. If it takes 25k to make your goons stop chasing us around the desert, it’s money well spent. And it’s not about the money, we just want to see some good roleplay. 
 

But hey, maybe we’re just accustomed to higher standards. Let’s just keep it civilized and mature. All the swearing and the aggressive attitude from the posts above are not going to make it any better. 
 

I’m looking forward to doing some great RP with you guys. See you in-game!

PS. What’s up with the Al Qaeda reference? BC is supposed to represent  the remote desert area’s of  places like Nevada, Arizona and California... This isn’t Afghanistan...

 

[Bone County Cartel]

Well you boys certainly ain't very welcoming to residents moving into Bone County.  Rather point a gun in someone's face instead of having conversation? Doesn't smell like a professional organisation to me...