[ENTERTAINMENT] Weekly Report S1E2

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SAN NEWS Weekly Report S1E2

By: Billy Bumpkin |  18th May, 2020.

 

 

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Good evening folks and welcome! I'm your host Billy Bumpkin, and you're watching The Weekly Report! The show where we take a look at some notable moments that happened last week. Quietude has returned to the city of Los Santos now that the new Governor has been instated. So let's start this episode off with some interesting reports that came in at the beginning of the week. People that visited a local car show on Santa Marina Beach were in for a big surprise when they got a visit from an UFO. Later that evening the visitors of the same car show witnessed the Ark of Noah docking at the beach. More reports of unusual happenings have been flooding in.. Let's have a look at the footage.

 

 

 

 

 

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Yeah.. let's hope these aliens are 'cool dudes' and they won't purge the planet or anything...
Anyway! Next up, a story about a delusional man who was arrested by the FBI on Monday evening. The man, wearing a wizard hat in the footage, got in trouble after starting a street brawl with other pedestrians in front of Los Santos police department.  FBI was on scene in minutes and took the man in to custody. Witnesses suspect the man had been drinking heavily. 

 

 

 

 

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Next up, let's talk about a rap battle.  Two rappers in a carwash, battling it out in a heated exchange of lyrics. That's what the East Los Santos locals were in for last Wednesday. The battle was between 'Lil' Filou' and Pedro G.  After both winning one round, the rappers hit it off in an intense final round. 

 

 

 

 

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Congratulations Pedro G on winning that hefty cash prize! Don't spend it all in one place, hehe..  Now for our last story tonight, you might want to send the kids off to bed. SAN News has security camera footage from a recent Mulholland hills party that got out of hand after one of the attendants ordered a bunch of prostitutes. Allegedly the sex workers attempted to pickpocket the men as they were being seduced.  After finding out, a heated argument started which resulted in one of the prostitutes stealing a gun and shooting one of the guests in the head. Imagine that, let's find out what happened next.

WARNING: THIS FOOTAGE CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES AND SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY PERSONS 18 AND OLDER.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wow... well folks,  keep an eye out for these "Pickpocket Prostitutes". And speaking of... Ehm.. I mean, let's go to Michelle Malkin for the weather!

 

 

 

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Thank you Michelle, *low* is tonight still on? or... hrmm..

So! That was it for this week. Thank you all for watching, we really appreciate it. Don't forget to comment below!

And if you think we missed something in The Weekly Report? Please let us know. We would love to visit your events! 

 

 

 

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[CraZe]

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Comment: u r very handsome news reporter marry me 

[Solis]

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[Silvester_Aaron]

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Comment:dont get too cocky with Michelle tonight, ya dirty bastard eh!!

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Comment: So how is it so far, I only see increasement of the crimes.

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Comment: a fine edition. Interesting weather lady 

 

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