The Life Story Of Jesse Flores
Chairman of "FAGGOT", CEO of "FAGGOT", CFO of "FAGGOT", President of "FAGGOT", Managing Director of "FAGGOT", Thug of "National Balla Association"
1969
Jesse Flores was born in 1969, in republik ng pilipinas to pinoy parents. Because Jesse Flores did not want to be Pinoy, Jesse killed himself, in order to return after death a few years later.
1970
Jesse Flores was born, this time in Brent, London to Jewish parents, who had migrated from Israel after WW2. Because of this, Jesse learnt from a young age the value of money and keeping himself in line with the law.
Jesse Flores, 1974
1987
Jesse Flores was the victim of anti-semitism. He was brutally pissed and shitted on by multiple black people who had become unemployed and addicted to heroin and other opioids and amphetamines due to the onset of privatisation. Because Jesse Flores was Jewish he was scared for his life so he decided to move and leave the country.
1989
Jesse Flores got himself a small job cleaning up dirty shitty stinky public toilets. After saving up for two years Jesse went to the Mayo Clinic, to under go Racial Transformation that would turn him from Jewish into Italian-American. Because of this Jesse Flores was temporarily called "Jesse Gabagooli."
1989
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